just keeps getting better

I gave my kiddos a quiz today. Name the kinetic theory of matter, how are particles moving in a solid (yes, they do move), what is pressure. And, I shit you not, one girl answered the pressure question with the following:
You know when you want to do something, and it's really bad, and you know its wrong? That's pressure.

I should write a book about the responses I get sometimes.

I had a kid answer a question once with "The Connik Doimt". When I asked him what he meant, even he didn't know. So that's my mantra now, and I think it means
Sometimes life doesn't make sense