Sunday, September 10, 2006

loving life

Things I learned this weekend

1. Scotch tastes like bandaids
2. I like convertibles
3. Beer tastes better by the Chattahoochee.
4. Canadians are cool (and I have the tiara to prove it).
5. Monkeys are funny.
6. Yabu is a standup kind of guy- don't f*** with him.
7. Fireworks hot- burn down building.
8. Dax tells it like it is.
9. Celebrities (tip of the fidora to hissown self, Ellison) are people, too.
10. Football is still boring as shit.
11. Some girls dig cops.
12. I like half-rubber, but need practice. Apparently, I swing "like a girl". I got your girl.
13. Freebird!
14. I know where a man's g-spot is now. Can't tell you how I know that.
15. You cannot make this shit up.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

... what a party.... Sylvia says 'hi', by the way....

Eric

Anonymous said...

I think I saw Sylvia's twin sister this weekend ...

And where the HELL is a man's G-Spot?!

Holder said...

Ask Eric, he said he likes it.

Dash said...

Nice list, except football is not boring.

Great meeting you. You'll have to come to Texas sometime soon.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, what Dash said, and if you got any of that Band-Aid Cool-Aid you don't want, I think of several places to send it off to.. ;)

It was nice to meet you...

'Neck

Anonymous said...

Hey Sweetie Baby...you are so right.

You can't make this shit up.

You are welcome in my house anytime...anytime.