Monday, December 26, 2011

If wishes were horses...

Jason Aldean would live in my house, singing to me all day long. Geoff Tate and Sara Evans would back him up. And Vice Versa, I suppose. Bryan Adams and Steve Perry would stop by for coffee every now and then...

My wine glass would never be empty

Hiccups would be abolished

I would have the most amazing garden on my back porch

Beer would not make you fat

Garlic and chocolate would POOF! out of thin air whenever you needed it

My house would grow a dance floor complete with sawdust

I would be able to play "Life By the Drop" by Stevie Ray Vaughn on guitar

My car would fly

Time would slow the fuck down

Cars would get their own damn gas

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