Wherein the doctor steps on his dick

I go to the doctor yesterday to have a biopsy, not "OMFG it' s cancer", just sorta of a "what's this" kinda of a thing. Only it's internal, to be delicate about it. So I get there, they can't find my file. No biggies, we're asking questions, allergies (iodine). He does the procedure. Now, let me tell you people. They took a sample that was as long and wide as a strand of cooked spaghetti, with no pain meds. That fucker hurt! All done, they leave. I sit up and see this small cup with about a and quarter inch of brown fluid. I think, ewww, that surely didn't come out of me. Then I realize, hey isn't that a bottle of iodine (allergic!). So I go out there, make sure that's what happened and sure enough, I've got some iodine in a , ahem, delicate place. They give me some steriods, tell me if I have trouble breathing or my tongue swells to call 911. So, today, I feel like I've had 12 hour marathon sex. If I had really had marathon sex, I'd be quite happy. But I'm feeling a little cheated.