Have you ever....
You ever take a crap so big that your internal organs have to adjust their position afterwards? That you feel empty? How about one where 20 minutes later you're hungry cuz all that shit moved so far down the line? And peeled the paint in the bathroom? The smell made you a little nauseous? You back tracked to remember what you'd eaten in the last 24 hours?
Me neither.
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OH my, the memories of my blogfather are coming screaming back with this post. Don't tell me you're now vying for a spot in the crap blogger brigade
Nope. Not me. I never shit a pile so big it piled up above the water and tickled my sack either.
:-)
... every single day....
jeez, every day? What do you eat?
Since I started taking "Whiff" http://www.takeawhiff.com/, my shiite don't stank.
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