kids

The Eldest told me tonight one of his friends shook his hand and gave it a good, hard squeeze, So he squoze him back. This is the boy that made a 96 on the Asvab.
'Course, he used tell tell me he "being have", he got really made at me once because I couldn't find his Thing. "You know, Mommy, my Thing!"

Pete said "No I amn't" so many times it seems normal to me. When she was angry as a toddler she'd mutter "stupid dog!" even though we'd never had one.

Re-Pete is just a Princess and expects to be waited on hand and foot, and she gets her way about 30... ok 40... alright 60% of the time.
She taught me how to turn a page on a book tonight. First you lick your finger, then you use it to turn the page, "like thiisgh"

Don't you just love some of the things that come out of our kids mouth?