I have learned a few things as a parent. Here they are, in no particular order:
- Children will put snot on your shoulder anytime you have a meeting.
- Their underwear will fall out of your pants leg at the least opportune time.
- Never say anything nice about your children, it only causes them to turn into shit heads.
Remember a few posts ago when I was bragging on my son? I take it back, he's a shit head this week.