parent 101

I have learned a few things as a parent. Here they are, in no particular order:

1. Children will put snot on your shoulder anytime you have a meeting.
2. Their underwear will fall out of your pants leg at the least opportune time.
3. Never say anything nice about your children, it only causes them to turn into shit heads.

Remember a few posts ago when I was bragging on my son? I take it back, he's a shit head this week.