Here's something they don't teach you at Teacher School: You can anything about a student as long as you follow it with "Bless Her Heart"
To wit:

I have a student who must have the smallest brain case I have ever seen on a teenager. My nine year old has a larger skull than her. She tries so hard, and usually scrapes by with a B only because of her persistence.
She likes sports and also cheer leading. This time of year, coaches start having tryouts, kids get all these papers to fill out.One of which is a medical questionnaire. She says, "Ms. Holder, can you help me with this? I don't understand."

The question?



Have you ever had a menstrual period?


Bless her Heart.