Barney Reincarnate

So there's this boy in my class, he's seriously channeling Barney Fife. I shit you not. Aganthid, eye-bugging, lip-pursing, head-swinging, goofy, long-necked geek. Complete with the blink. AAAANnndddd, his name starts with a B. So I have to be very very careful. But oh, what a challenge.