Monday, October 08, 2007

When did that happen?

I looked in the mirror the other day and noticed something very strange about myself.
I now look like an adult.
It's depressing really. I don't feel like an adult. I damn sure don't usually act like an adult.
When did this happen? And what's next? Will I need to dress like an old woman, with my waist band up under my tits? Can a blue rinse be far behind? Hell, I still day dream about... well, never mind what I day dream about. But I really don't think old people do that anymore. Something to do with their sciatica.
And if I'm an old person now, how come I still have small children. i didn't sign up for this shit.
I need to go see Redneck and have a day of fishing and drink beer.
Or go visit Eric and shoot something, preferably old, like an old squirrel or Zombie.
Or Supergurl and kick some serious piece-of-shit ass for her.
Or Erica and do some alternate parking, whatever the hell that is.


Green said...

I see my mother and know that age is just a number.

Erica said...

Girl, the sad thing is...I'm 31 and already I have a bad knee. Most peeps confuse me for looking anywhere from 19-23...and I have a f**king bad knee.

And please, you don't even need an invite, you can come over anytime and we could parallel park, and do alternate side of the street parking [Thursdays & Fridays -- you wanna talk about being a bitch on wheels...dis is it!]...whatever Holder wants, Holder gets [please tell me you get that reference].

Of course, I don't drive, because one doesn't need to where I live. I can't wait to meet you!!!


I just got my confirmation phonecall from "Jay" at the Chalet Kristy a few minutes ago. Woo! Good Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, I will be there.

Anonymous said...

Damn, gotta call the Kristy. Add that to the list.

Yes, I get the reference, I think.
I saw a picture of my oldest nephew the other day, and somehow he turned into a 23 year old man. Shit!I was 17 when he was born.

Anonymous said...

Erica, so glad you mentioned it, cuz, they forget to pencil our name in their book, but we got lucky and got a cabin...


Erica said...

They forgot?! Bastidges. Soon as I opened my mouth, Jay was like, "Oh, I remember're that girl from Brooklyn, right?" Something about us having a distinct accent.

As I recall, Velociman just released that cabin, so glad youse were able to snarf it up.

BTW, I saw a guy over the weekend, now 22, who I haven't seen since he was about 8. That's a leap from pre-pubescence to old enough to drink and f**k. Crazy. Nice kid though.

Anonymous said...

... right there with you, Holder.... oh yeah.....