Sunday, February 15, 2009

What's in a name?

The girls and I are going see the in-laws (whom I love, love, love!) and make fudge, and show off the money the Tooth Fairy left Re-Pete last night in a fashion black box. I'd post the pix here, but there is a lot of gross bathroom background stuff I want to crop out 1st. In absence of any real content in my head, I was visiting my favorite Slacker, Joan, and decided to join on the fun.

2.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mother and fathers middle name)Veronica Arther
3.NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad)John Francis Bill
4.STAR WARS NAME:[the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name]Milst
5.DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal)Purple Bird
6.SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, town where you were born)Marie Holden
7.SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add “THE” to the beginning)The Green Bloody Mary
8.FLY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)Stes
9.STREET NAME:(fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)Cherry Garcia Oatmeal
10. PORN NAME: (1st pet’s name, street you grew up on): Popcorn (just leave it at that, I changed schools 13 times from kindergarten to 8th grade)
11.YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of last name plus izzle):Milizzle
13.YOUR IRAQI.. NAME:(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name):Rlmaieles
14.YOUR GOTH NAME:(black, and the name of one of your pets):Black Stretchy
15. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your favorite perfume/cologne, favorite candy)Obsession Chicostik (that doesn't sound right, somehow)
h/t Christina Joan

1 comment:

Joan of Argghh! said...

Hehe! Popcorn is a great porn name.

Black Stretchy sounds like my underwear.