Sunday, October 08, 2006

How Nice

Two women, a socialite and a southern belles, are in the recovery room, having both jusr given birth.
"When I said my first child, my husband bought me a 10 carat diamond ring, becuase I deserve the best," said the socalite.
"How nice" said the southern belle.
"When I had my second child, my husband bought me a gold plated Mercedes Benz, because I deserve the very best."
"How nice" chimed the belle.
"Now that I've had my third child, my husband is buying me an island in the Caribbean, because I deserve the very best."
"How nice"
"What did you husband buy you?" The socialite asked the southern bell.
"Well, when I had my 1st child, my husband sent me to Charm school."
"Charm schhol? What on Earth for?"
"So I could learn to say things like 'How nice' " said the belle, "When what I really mean is, Who gives a shit "

1 comment:

Lisa W. said...

Heh...Love it...