Sunday, April 01, 2007

Turn out the lights...

Arghh! Arghhh! Arghhh!
{jumping up and down in a snit fit}

Here's an idea, you global-warming, AlGore loving, granola head, Birkenstock wearing, funk smelling, cheese loving, lie buying Asshats-

TURN OUT THE LIGHTS EVERY FUCKING NIGHT!

It'll save electricity, money, taxes, and you'll get to see the stars at night every night.

Holy sheep shit, sheeple!

I can't tell you how much this shit pisses me off!!!

We have real problems- safe water for every one, genocide, tobacco, crime. Let's do these.

If we continue to make it harder and harder for people to do business in this country and turn a profit, businesses will more and more move their factories to countries that don't give a shit about human rights and pollution (China comes to mind).

Give me a break.

1 comment:

zonker said...

I'm not sure about tobacco being such a problem as to deserve being listed with genocide and crime. I mean, there was plenty of tobacco at Saturday's party so it's not as though we have a dire shortage. Then again, maybe it'd be nice to have a t-shirt that says, "Smoke your cigarettes, there are people in India jonesing."