I admit it, I don't clean like I used to. I'm also notorious for playing jokes on my kids. I got to combine the two when I finally got around to cleaning one of of ceiling fans. Checkit:
I called Re-Pete over and said "Look what I got out of Daddy's belly button!"
followed by: "I wanna hold it!"
Pete, the ever practical one, said : "You did not!"
I love my life