Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Well kiss my ass and do it yourself

Here at HofUK, we try to be pleasant.
Actually, I don't give a fuck if you like me. If you're a candy ass and can't stand up for yourself, well then, that's a personal problem. If you can't handle me telling you I disagree with you, well, again, not my problem. And if you can't handle a woman with a strong personality, tough shit.

I don't go out of my way to be a bitch, but I get a tired of changing my ways because I don't want to offend. Too bad.

ok, where's my wine?


Green said...

Hear hear!

Erica said...

Oh, please...girl...I have a troll, I know exactly how you feel. My troll has left droppings over at GOC, supergurl, PRS...it's getting so's I'm afraid to link to people, because he stalks me, and clicks on all my links, and then f**king insults my friends [read the comments of supergurl's latest post].

He's some dooshbag in Brooklyn, who, when I see him, I'm gonna have to break both his legs. But it sucks because instead of posting whatever the f**k I want, now I'm thinking, well...I don't wanna have him start this bullsh*t again. I'm at a loss really.

When I find him though, I might need to get my ass bailed out of a holding cell because I will not hesitate to break his kneecaps.

I love it, btw, every time you refer to your blog as HoFUK. That is hysterical.

SuperGurl said...


your comments refuse my url, what's up with that? yeah, it was my idea fly low, but now i'm over it, and i can't MAKE you link me if i try.

i lurve all you freaks, by the by. i'm hurting in the worstest way thinking about the chalet kristy and you, frolicking in the half rubber fields. keep on keeping on, HoFUK.

Holder said...

Woot, there she is!

I would love to have some swing time with you by the 'Hooch, Erica and I will have to make do. I just hope I don't have to go shopping...

jeesh, after this week, I need some down time.

Erica said...

Yo, supergurl, my Red Hot Texas Mama: Mrs. HoFUK and I, in your absence, will definitely hoist some Chatham Hoochums in your honor...it'll be hard to deal with your not being there, but next time, right?

I'll hit a half-rubber home run, just for you.


Elisson said...

Hehe heh...you said "Ho-Fuk."

Heh heh heh.