Monday, November 03, 2008

chocolate

please, guys scroll down, or click away- this is girlie stuff. Don't say I didn't warn you....


As A teenager I always knew when I ovulated- I got a sharp bright pain in my right side- low. Blink, and it was over. And I knew in roughly two weeks to I would have plans with a pound of chocolate.
The pain went away, only to return sporadically. Some months it would be barely a flicker, other
times, a brief eruption that lasted 20 minutes.

Today though, that pain has lasted for 4 and a half hours- a bright blaze of pain, right at the ovary. I have to keep lowering my shoulders because I'm tensing up from the pain. I have to remind myself to breathe.

Damn, where's my hysterectomy? I wonder if I could find a drive through open at 7 at night?

2 comments:

Mrs. Who said...

Holy crap! I'm so sorry! You might need it looked at...it could be a cyst. (I know that's not helping, but you don't want to mess around with these things, either.)

And my doctor won't let me have a hysterectomy. Says I'm too young. My kids are teens...that means my youth has been shot to hell and back.

og said...

Men have nothing on women for oogy stories. Hope you feel better soon.